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英语幽默故事

The Raise

Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.

Boss ： Well, I can't give you a raise, but if you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.

加薪

员工：我在这里 11 年了，做三个人的工作，却只拿一个人的薪水。现在我要求加薪。

老板：嗯，我不能给你加薪，但如果你能告诉我其他两个人是谁，我会开除他们。

posted on 2006-03-10 18:21 100e 阅读(14668) 评论(45) 编辑收藏

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#1楼

2006-03-26 11:42 | T

Very boring!

#2楼

2006-04-07 08:46 | RAIN

funny

#3楼

2006-04-13 10:24 | 14

还有更搞笑的吗？呵呵

#4楼

2006-04-22 16:43 | yingyi2002

so great.

#5楼

2006-05-10 15:29 | 123

I can not fint any funny in it.

#6楼

2006-07-13 17:56 | tomato

very funny!thank you.頑張ってね

#7楼

2006-07-25 15:28 | jianjingang

very good !

#8楼

2006-07-26 14:54 | apple

verygood

#9楼

2006-07-28 13:26 | jaytoyou

Is it funny?I don't think so.
It's so boring!!!

#10楼

2006-07-30 10:36 | Linda

I think it is very good

#11楼

2006-07-31 23:58 | 嘟嘟

我想学英语,真的

#12楼

2006-08-01 00:00 | ALSA

It's so good!~

#13楼

2006-08-01 19:20 | ▕蟲蟲飛·

No no no`!
It's so cold`!
Very boring`!

#14楼

2006-08-02 00:55 | penny

shirt,ashol!!!

#15楼

2006-08-08 15:53 | fdfsdf

Good ,Good,Very Good

#16楼

2006-08-15 17:38 | a

boring,i think so

#17楼

2006-08-26 11:19 | jj

not wery good it is ,i think

#18楼

2006-08-26 11:19 | jj

not very good ,i think

#19楼

2006-10-03 10:03 | 77

Very good!!

#20楼

2006-10-04 15:43 | 流浪小子

无聊，痴线。

#21楼

2006-10-07 15:31 | 无聊

VERY BRING

#22楼

2006-10-15 09:10 | Jay

I don't free funny

#23楼

2006-10-15 09:12 | fsl

funny,funny,very funny

#24楼

2006-10-15 09:14 | jj

not funny

#25楼

2006-10-15 11:56 | Andd

very good

#26楼

2006-10-26 17:20 | 女人的咪咪

屎粑粑

#27楼

2006-10-30 21:09 | jaben

but I don't understand it!

#28楼

2006-11-04 20:22 | chaoyueshuangyu

I like reading English humor.

#29楼

2006-11-06 18:37 | 野蛮女孩

In  The  Air
    Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝啬) and hated spending money. One day a fair(集市) came to the nearby town.
   “Let’s go to the fair, Matt,” his wife said, “We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.”
    Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, “All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything.”
    They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy ,but he would not let her spend any money.
    Then , in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.
    “Fun flight!” the notice said, “$10 for 10 minutes.”
     Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.
    “I’ve only got $10,” he told the pilot. ( 飞行员). “Can my wife come with me for free?” The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said , “I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight.”
      Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.
      The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.
      When the plane landed , the pilot said, “O.K. your wife didn’t make a sound . She can have her ride free.”
     “Thank you,” Matt said. “it wasn’t easy for her, you know , especially (尤其 ) when she fell out.”

#30楼

2006-11-18 15:45 | 有

哦

#31楼

2006-11-24 21:28 | ELEVEN

NO TASTE

#32楼

2006-11-27 17:49 | 夏枝

幽默英语太搞笑太棒了

#33楼

2006-11-30 19:37 | 蓝

冷~~