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Titianic 的经典一幕重现会怎么样?每个人都会有自己的想象吧~~~但我肯定,一定不期望是这样.....



Digg上的一位老兄还给他们配了台词,VC感觉很绝:

Rose: Hello Jack. I changed my mind. They said you might be out here.
Jack: Shhh. Gimme your hand. Now close your eyes, go on. Now step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.
Rose: I'm not.
Jack: Step up on the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?
Rose: I trust you.
[Jack opens Rose's arms]
Jack: All right. Open your eyes.
Rose: [gasp] I'm flying, Jack! 

SMACK!

Rose: Owww! Oh God. My nose!
Jack: Oh, you're bleeding!
Rose: [starts crying]I trusted you!
Jack: I'm sorry, but it wasn't my fault!
Rose: You bastard. I'm telling my fiance what you've done! [Runs away]
Jack: Rose! Wait! Rose!
[Jack is apprehended by the ship's crew and thrown overboard while Rose cheers them on. The End.]

接着另外一个老兄的回复更绝:

[Jack survives the ordeal of being tossed off the ship, but is knocked unconscious by the impact of the water. He floats in the freezing cold waters for a few moments and regains consciousness moments later. A flock of hungry seagulls gathers over head. They swoop down and attack Jack from all sides, pecking at his eyeballs as he screams for mercy. The Real End.]

 posted on 2008-05-07 13:04 Vitamin_C 阅读(217) 评论(3)  编辑  收藏 所属分类: [新鲜VC] 网摘收藏

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 lemonevaa | 2008-05-07 15:16
haha ,so funny!
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 无敌小向日 | 2008-05-07 23:09
[Jack survives the ordeal of being tossed off the ship, but is knocked unconscious by the impact of the water. He floats in the freezing cold waters for a few moments and regains consciousness moments later. A flock of hungry seagulls gathers over head. They swoop down and attack Jack from all sides, pecking at his eyeballs as he screams for mercy. The Real End.]


It doesn't strike me as funny.It's cruel.
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 Skila | 2008-06-11 21:34
really funny!

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