COACH-Say
something about winning and make it snappy!
JACK-Ah.Yes.
Help us focus on our game, though difficult that may be, and lead us into
victor.
COACH-Amen!
……
DAD-(who insists on dressing like a streetwalker) when we take our hard-earned money to buy
you decent clothes that meet the dress code requirement. Forget the school
dress code. We have our own dress code. You didn't just break the school's
rules, you broke our rules - rules of good taste.
……
DAD-You're
not sexy. Do you know what sexy means? It means you're ready to have sex, and
you are not ready to have sex.
ASHLEY-Showing
my belly button means that I wanna have sex?
DAD-Maybe
after you've been married a couple years. Wanna make sure it's gonna work out
first.
ASHLEY-Funny.
MUM-He's
right, although I doubt you'll get your father's permission even after you're
married.
……
DOC-Without
constant indiscriminate sex, you'll be a new person, a better person, a person
you might actually like, even love.
RICKY-
I got some bad news -I love myself constantly and indiscriminately, too.
……
COUNSELOR-So
it's love you're after.
BEN-Yeah.
Kinda surprised myself.
COUNSELOR-Should
I take it to mean you won't be needing a condom?
BEN-Hey,
save that talk for your office.