Reporter #1: Mr. President! Can't you force the Family Guy writers to not write Mohammed by imprisoning them?
President Bush: Because that will be a direct violation in the First Amendment（《美国宪法》第一修正案）!
Reporter #1: (Skeptical) And what exactly IS this 'First Amendment?'（美国人自己都不知道宪法第一修正案，无疑是一个讽刺）
President Bush: (surprise) You know… the freedom of Speech.
Reporters: (getting rowdy) 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH（言论自由？好新鲜啊！）? OHH!
Reporter #2: Mr. President! When you and your administration first came up with this 'First Amendment', didn't you plan ahead with the problems that would come by it?
President Bush: (surprise) Well… we didn't come up with it. It was already in place.
Reporters: (getting rowdier) OHH!（第一修正案早就有了？我怎么没听说过？）
Reporter #3: Excuse me, Mr. President, but I believe that this whole 'First Amendment' is just a bunch of Bureaucratic Jibidy-Jube.（原来第一修正案在记者眼里不过是些官僚主义的屁话而已）

Phillip: Say Terrance, isn't it wonderful having a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch?
Terrance: It sure is, Phillip, but I do believe the steer I'm riding has the farts.
(The steer farts. Terrance and Phillip laugh.)
Phillip: Oh look who's coming. Isn't that Mohammed, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?
Mohammed: Hey guys, how's it going?
Terrance: Hello Mohammed. We've read all about you in the Koran（《可兰经》）.
Mohammed: I'm here to investigate a murder.

Cartman: Family Guy is written by manatees（海牛，一种水生哺乳动物）? … Of course, it all makes sense now.

(Kyle is trapped in a net)
Kyle: Cartman let me out of this stupid net!
Cartman: Good, Kyle! That's good anger you're showing there! See that? That's emotional character development based on what's happening in the storyline! Not at all like Family Guy. Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle, I've got some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank. (Walks away.)
Kyle: …WHAT!?

Cartman: How the hell did you get out?
Kyle: That kid and I had a long talk. I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you.
Cartman: Aw, goddammit, you gave him one your gay little speeches, didn't you?

Cartman: (to Kyle) Then let this be our final battle.
(They start slapping each other.)