Book Publisher: I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody is ever going to publish your memoirs.
Towelie: Huh? Why not?
Book Publisher: Well, just the small trivial fact that people aren't interested in autobiographies of TOWELS.
Towelie: Well, yeah, but maybe people will read my memoirs, and like…apply its lessons to their own lives.
Book Publisher: No, they won't. Because they're people. And you're a towel.
Towelie: (mumbling) You're a towel…
Book Publisher: No, I'm a big book publisher whose not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You're a towel.

Memor: 传记、回忆录

Autobiography: 自传、传记文学

Trivial: least important, 不重要的琐事 

Book Publisher: Well, that's quite a fascinating story, you being engineered as a towel with a computer chip that determines dryness.
Towelie: Yup, and it's all true.
Book Publisher: Chapters 4 through 8 however seem to be all about  brand corn chips.
Towelie: …well, I guess I could edit those chapters down some.

Doritos: Fritolay 公司旗下的一个膨化休闲食品品牌，主要生产类似于上海常见的“妙脆角”型的玉米片等。公司网址：http://www.frito-lay.com/ 

Towelie这个角色是早期《南方公园》中出现的一个小配角，是一根带电脑芯片的毛巾，喜欢通过吸毒来"get high"。

Towelie: I learned I shouldn't get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas, and then get high to reward myself. (throwing voice to joint) You said it! (proceeds to light up)

人有时候往往就是在这种自我安慰下和连自己都不相信的解释之下继续一些恶习的。引以为戒！