Q:what is the strongest muscle?
A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips.
Q:what is the lightest muscle?
A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.

为什么不是BLUE JOKE?

An elephant asks the camel:why do you have your boobs on your back?
The camel answered:what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his face..

　　A guy asks hooker how much?
　　she says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass.
　　he gave her $50.
　　she says:you’re a man of class.one time on bed?
　　guy said:no!five times on grass!

@vitavina

In my opinion, they are similar.

salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...

customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..

salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.

This guy has a girl friend named Wendy who finally convinces him to tatoo her name on his penis... well when it's soft you can only see W Y .
　　
　　One night they go out and he goes to the restroom. He sees a tall black guy standing at the urinal next to him and notices a "W Y" tattoo on his penis too.
　　
　　He hesitates then asks the guy if his girlfriend's name is Wendy too. The guy replies "No, why?"
　　
　　He explains that his girlfriend had him get "Wendy" tatooed on his penis and it too only shows W Y when it's soft. Then he asks the guy... so what's your tatoo say when it's hard anyway?
　　
　　The guy replies "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!"

a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
　　Captain:what’s that horse for?
　　soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
　　Captain:ah,it is ok.
　　(One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the horse to his tent.the captain fucked the horse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
　　captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
　　soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.

　　little girl:”mommy,I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut”
　　mommy:”you mean its small?”
　　little girl:no,its salty

　　old man:doctor,I’m 90 and my 18 years old wife is pregnant!doc:let me tell you a stoty about an old hunter who,instead of his gun,brought his umbrella to the jungle,met a bear,aimed his umbrella,pulled the trigger and the bear dropped dead..
　　old man:impossible!somebody else must have shot the bear..
　　doc:exactly!!