Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

 The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal  and some fruit.'

 'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'

 George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this  morning?'

 'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude!

 You're starting to act like former President Clinton!', and the waitress storms away.

 Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........

 'It's pronounced 'quiche.'

posted on 2008-04-13 22:07 klmt 阅读(19) 评论(2)  编辑  收藏 网摘收藏